UJG has a friend. this new number called me today, and it seems like the same person or a friend of that UJG. smses the same way.
90508800
anyone knows this number?
Our smses went something like this:
New Stalker (NS) : Ya i cal u!may i noe who r u?
right, so you call me and ask me who i am.
Me: ?? Who are you? Wats your name? Your number looks very familiar
NS: Izit! im carol=)n wad ur name?
the characteristic bad english.
Me: Er.. Why are you messaging me. How did you get my number?
NS: From ur fren jcln
Me: Who is jcln. how do i even know you and why are you messaging me
NS: Eh where u stay ar??wats ur name?
zomg stalker. i was watching a movie so i didn't bother replying the sms. And she persists:
NS: Eh y u nvr reply my msg? busy ar?
Me: I have no idea who u are and who jc is so gg pwnzor
NS: Huh u dun lie k jc ownself past tis no 2me k u r his frenx
Me: jc is retarded and so are you. Stop stalking me you paparazzi
NS: So u noe him la?? jc is stupid lame n abit mad u noe
And i love my latest sms, i'm so funny :
Me: No wonder u 2 are frens. U r exactly like him. Now go bother a tree and leaf me alone.
HAHAHA. get the joke? :p yes i know it's kinda lame but it came completely at random. I just thought of the most random thing you can bother, and i thought of 'tree'. Then the 2nd half (the punchline) came naturally. :p
anyway if anyone is bored go msg this number
90508800
or
82658281
go say something like 'hi i'm jc' and she'll go crazy . haha
